16 July 2013

Hey guys, remember Julian Smith?  He made funny videos where he died in nearly every single one. And I died too. Then he stopped making them for like two years and I figured the glory days had ended.

BUT HE'S BACK AND APPARENTLY HE'S STILL A GENIUS.  It's totally different from anything he's ever made and it surpasses all.  And the world must see it. I haven't been so blown away since I don't know how long.

 If you're me, you've already watched this ten more times.
-The Minstrel Boy

04 July 2013

If you were me

Life seems to be just as it ought
That you are you, and I am not
Our paths are laid, for good or ill
Conveniently within God's will

Say, perhaps, it was our lot
That I was you, and you were not
Say, one day, we woke up in
The body of the others' skin?

Not to mention different faces
We'd have tans in different places
I'd even have to shave your beard
And brush your teeth, oh gosh that's weird.

Maybe, first, I'd call up you
And say "What's up?" the way you do
You'd say, "It's 5:00! I'm not awake
Enough to go fishing in the lake!"

And I'd be like "Chill out, dude,
Do I always wake up in this mood?"
Says you "I sure would" (the proverbial me)
"If I always drank this disgusting tea."

"Wow, I can do WAY more reps!"
"How do you LIVE with these biceps?"
"I didn't know you owned a car!"
"I didn't know you played guitar!"
"Wait a minute, who is this girl?"
"Are you poking in my journal?"

I'd have fun, and you would too
If you were me, and I was you
But eventually, we'd drop the act
And we'd both scream "I want me back!
I don't like me from this end
I'd much prefer to be your friend!"

02 July 2013

To boyhood

And may it never end.

Question is, would you rather be the girls getting chased away with wooden swords and shot in the face with plunger arrows, or would you rather be the boys who have all the fun and then get grounded for a month?  The girls still win. They always do. 

But I would rather be the boy. Always.